evasion

"Yeah...ok i won't tell her." i hear my dad say.
"Tell me what...?" i ask...curiously.
"nothing...absolutely nothing." he replies...with a nervous and deceptive tone.
"Fine...don't tell me!!!" i swiftly leave the kitchen..succeeding in making a dramatic exit.
"wait...i...it's not that, it's just i can't..."
"too late dad," i interrupt, "it's too late."

After slamming my door my hand makes one fluid movement across the cluttered wooden desk sitting in the farthest corner of my room. Quickly shuffling through the pile of recently migrated papers on my floor, i look for a clean sheet.

'Dear Mum," i start off, "why?"
"Why do you not want to talk to me? Why can't you share your feelings with me?" I continue.
"Your smiles are my smiles, your laughter causes my laughter. Don't you think that it's the same thing with your frowns, and your tears? Don't you respect me enough to let me know what's happening?" Looking down at the page I realize that the ink splotches are now diluted and seeping through the paper, due to the tears rapidly dropping from my knobby chin. Realizing that my emotions are as out of control as a monkey would be on speed, i decide to ignore them, and continue.

"You never want to tell me what's happening. I can help you, I'm as much here for you as you are for me. You don't care though...you think you can hide it all from me. You did when you were cheating on dad...and you do now! I was crazy to think that our relationship had grown. I was crazy and stupid...and out of my mind to think that maybe we had gotten closer."

Closing my eyes, i stutter the final words...too frustrated to write them down.

"your eyes betrayed you though. Now...i know everything."

define:

Epic fail: The jonas brothers


Lack of talent:

a)Jonas brothers
b)Nick
c)Kevin
d)Joe
e)all of the above

everything once

*smack smack clap...smack smack clap...* the sounds get louder...as do the voices in your ears. "Why?" you ask...as you attempt to delude yourself into thinking that this is abnormal.
"So loud!!" you comment again...
"I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL...." someone screams in your ear.

"SHUT UP!!!!" you scream back...

ok so maybe the whole 'concert' things isn't for you...i mean there's gotta be other people here who aren't enjoying themselves...right?!

looking around you notice that everyone is singing ,loudly and terribly off key, along with the band. Except for you...

you look around once more...and then decide, "What the heck...you only get to do this once..."

Slowly you begin to dance to the beat... shaking your head you silently promise yourself...

"never again!!"

vows

Are you there?
Ccc....can...can you hear me?
Are you ok?
..oh good...you're alive!
I....i thought that umm...well i didn't know what to think to be honest!
But you're ok now...right??
..uhh...oh..ok...but you will be ...right?
You know i don't like to see you like this! I don't like to see you in pain...or embarrassed!
But now it's done...right..no more!! Now you know what not to do...and what not to have...
you promise not to do it again...but it's ok if you do! I'll still love you...we'll still love you...
he'll still love you.
Right?

let it burn

"oh, ow..' she sighs, continuing to experiment with her new found friend.
"common...keep going" they taunt
"it'll make you feel better" others continue
"you start to enjoy the burn after a while" the rest state.

Slowly but surly, she manages to bring yet another shot glass to her lips. Just the smell of it burns her throat.

"newbie", some comment, as she takes another one.

Her cheeks begin to redden as she takes yet another.

"No..don't" her head begins to say. "there are other ways...talk to someone...don't do this."
But it's too late. The last one touches her lips...and slowly the burning vodka trickles down her throat, prolonging the burning agony.

She isn't quit sure whether the pain she's feeling is in fact from the alcohol, or if it's just her head, bringing back the memories of that afternoon.

"I...I have to..." She stutters... "I have to go."

But the music is too loud...no one can hear her drowned out voice. No one can see the tears streaming down her face. Slowly the familiar faces turn into dizzying patterns. Underestimating her state, she stand up.

"coming to dance?" she hears some say.
"leaving already!!" others tease.

Not sure anymore of which voices are real and which one's are in her drunken head, she heads for the door.

"what have you done...it isn't worth this...stop please, before it's too late!" she hears herself think as she drives away.

chapter 4

Confused and still frightened Tibou looked at the strange object he had pulled out of his hole. It was long and skinny and it appeared to have something engraved in it.

“您已选择。如果您打开这个，你必须接受你的职责。如果您没有，您的命运将无法实现。”

(Meaning, “you have been chosen. If you open this you must accept your responsibilities. If you do not, your fate will be unfulfilled.”)

Tibou looked at it for a while, trying to figure out why it had talked about opening it. From what he could see, there was no latch, or handle. No lock or key. This thing could not be opened. Tibou began to hold it up to the light, in order to look more closely for a hinge when all of the sudden it began to open. Slowly, the top moved off, revealing a small strip of black fabric with a symbol on it. The symbol was of two arrowheads. And next to the symbol in small gold embroidery read

“服部 石見守 半蔵 正成”.

'do you know how hard it is to write n Chinese?'

"yes.....err uhh...i do!!! " :)

Did she now?

Who in there right minds would...
Why on earth would anyone...
How the hell can you come up with...
ACK!!!!!!

one word....
*thinks to herself...*
*considers whether it should be explained in one...or two...or three words...maybe a full paragraph?*

yes...one word..

Genius.

Someone at some point in there life had an awkward moment...a moment so awkward that the awkward turtle was present...died...was reincarnated...and died again! Yes that's right..i killed the turtle...twice!

But seriously...common...amazing right!! Like who sits around all day thinking of awesome things to say during on awkward pause. NO ONE!!!!! which means this had to appear out of nowhere in the person's mind...WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN!!

I don't know about you...but i believe that this little phrase has reduced the amount of gay babies being born, by a significant amount!!

Somone totally couldn't find any good porn one day...so was like hmmm...i'm going to create a phrase that will cause mental images that should not be caused ...and this way durng an awkard pause...everyone can use it.....and have their mini orgasm while picturing it!!!!

If i had another gold star...which i don't...because sadly it was stolen...you know who your are...i would give it to the genius who created this!!!! mmmmm yes....genius is the right word!!!!

Oh..sorry...you want to know what this hallowed phrase is?!?!

Well....

If you come over hear...i'll tell you something you'll never forget!

...."That's What She Said"

a is for apple

You wake up...eager to hear those words repeated over and over again,
Opening your window you look down, hoping to see him standing there for another day.
Uttering not a word you stand still...with your eyes fixed on the side walk by the front doors.
Rushing through your head are the words...every word..every sentence he's ever said to you.
Still no sign of him, has he forgotten? Does he not want this anymore? Did he ever?

Trying to pursued yourself to leave the window ledge was a failed plan.
Routine has failed you, did he ever come? Was this all in your head?
Uncontrolled emotions begin to role across your face. You've given yourself false hope again.
Lifting your fingers from the window frame, you hear a voice. Hesitating, you turn around.
You look to the ground one more time, and there standing in the glow of the sun, he stands again.

crush to crushed

*gasp* 11:11...make a wish... :D
superstitious...maybe...religious...yes....

oh sorry...right my wish...well...that is for me to know and you to find out!!

...oh you don't like that...ok well.... if i told you I'd have to kill you?!
Well it seems we have a picky person on our hands....hows about...if i tell you it won't come true!!
I know...that's pretty serious eh!! This is potentially my future life you are putting at risk...think about it...is it really worth it?!?!

oh no...not the eyes..ok fine I'll give you hints!!

1) ear to ear grin
2) uniform
3) great sense of humor

....ok fine..i have to tell someone!!


His name... Joey!!

see some people say boys are trouble...but that's just cause they go after the troublesome ones...there are plenty of good guys out there...granted the majority of them are either gay...or already taken by some girl who doesn't know what she has until it's gone!

but anyway...Joey=love...and that's the only part of my wish I'm telling you!!

.....for now!! ;)

p.s...i'll never see him again!

Re-defined

Tony - proper noun: a handsome boy who knows his looks, and uses them to charm unsuspecting girls.

Sid - proper noun: a lazy boy too sweet to get laid

Skins - noun: the British version of gossip girl, except better written.

bashful love

Where were you all night? I never saw you.
...i was here...
what are you trying to hide from me, why can't you tell me?
i..uhhh.....I WAS HERE OK WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!
You were with him...weren't you!
Why do you care,?
I don't i just...i...
do you like me? *gasp* you like me don't you!!
Define... 'like'
OMYGOSH!!! you like me...you of all people!
You know what this is just as sickening for me as it is for you ok!
How much...
"How much" what??
How much do you like me??!
Enough that there's something disgusting fluttering around in my stomach!
you have butterflies ....YOU!
Yeah yeah...just keep it down ok...I'm as disgusted as you are...
....this can't happen!!.
but why not...there's no ru...
STOP! you know this can't happen! You know how much love all of god's creatures but...these butterflies have to be destroyed!!

no shame in your game

They say that actions speak louder than words.
Do they...or is that just a bias opinion.

When you were too lazy to act, when you were too angry to move, and when you were too desperate to speak; you let go. I heard your words...but i saw not actions. I felt the wounds, yet my eyes were of no use. I live with your piercing statements ever day, while you go on 'acting' like they never happened.

Are you sorry? Are you Embarrassed? Do you know what you did to me?

Actions may speak louder than words, but words rest longer than movement.

About : Tabs

It's a bird....it's a plane...it's...it's... oh damn...it was a plane!! Well isn't that just ducky! You know just once I'd like to look out a see something falling from the sky and be able to say " wow...a real live super hero"...i know wishful thinking right..cause super hero's only exist in your dreams..well maybe not yours...cause you may potentially be a boring old hermit with no friends/life/imagination/dreams!! But in my dreams super heroes exist. Hmm...i could make my own super hero...now how pray tell would i go about doing that.... Hmmm...maybe if i..nah that wouldn't work! Oh but i could always...erm...what am i thinking...it has 'EPIC FAIL' written all over it!! Oh oh...ohohoh!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!! A SUPER HERO...no joke seriously look up...look up tell you!!!!!! Don't you see it....


*loud cheesy music begins *

*she looks over...and realizes it was her iPod still playing...*

Well..that wasn't as cool as i thought it would be...but still...nothing can distract me now..I've found my super hero....

Medium length black hair...shinning like a sheet of perfectly sanded diamonds glistening in the morning sun. The skin...a perfect shade of ivory. It's every movement was swift, and precise...like the ninja tiger in kung fu panda!! ^^
Finally she has come...finally my super hero has arrived....FINALLY!!!!! Now i can prove to everyone that super heroes do truly exist...

*quickly pulls out camera phone*
*takes multiple pictures to only later realize that all to see is a blur of movement*

They'll just have to trust me and take my word for it!! WHOAAAAA.... NO WAY!!!!! that is by far the coolest super hero outfit...like ever to exist...although the other superhero costumes aren't really all that fantastic...sooo.....


oh common...don't give me that look you know it as well as i do...

I mean look at it...
1) Spider man: dude I'm glad you're spidey senses tingle at everything..and now mine are tingling..they're sensing a similarity...yeah to the American flag..dude common why did you spend sooo much time coming up with that outfit when Betsy Ross could have given the idea to you ages ago...get with the program bud!

2) Batman: dude you aren't even worthy of my attention...oooo you have bat wings...so does ever child who's parents shop at Toys 'R' us.....you don't even have a cool life story...YOU HAVE A BUTLER...how much more of a spoiled hero can you get...jeez!!

3) Superman: erm...underwear on top of leggings...not cool man...and btw there's an age limit for spandex...and you've long passed it!!

4) Super woman: wow that's one original name..and your costume...hmm i think i saw something similar to it..oh yeah...in the outdated section of La senza lingerie...you're a super hero ...not a stripper!

5) cat woman: Girl...no comment...CAT EARS!!!! are you on crack...common leave the cat stuff for the...oh i dunno...CATS!!!

So yeah..this outfit beats all of yours...combined...your outfits are like the tiny insignificant eggs...and this superheroes outfit is like the electric mixer....ooooooo snap!!!!

Bright pink....spandex body suit.....and what appears to be some form of bag....oh...wow...it's her bag of street clothing..i think...i mean all i see it a black and white striped sweater...but I'm kinda doubting that's her superhero stuff...sooo.... !!

*sighs in relief*

wow....a real superhero....and it's a girl to boot....

...how do i know...well genius open your eyes....i mean common....if the bright pink spandex didn't give it away, I'm sure the long flowing hair...and the strategically placed lumps in the upper area of her ....SKIN TIGHT SUIT...would have!!!

Oh man look at the time...if I'm going to publish this i should get to the news company before closing...this is going to be a hit..."Montreal has it's very own superhero"....hmmm she needs a name....


Maybe I'll call her "Spandex girl".....i mean after all "What's in a name that which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet..."

Ya OK you're right..that's almost as lame as 'Spider Man'.....hmmmm....

oooooo I've got it...... They're going to love this!!!

-Three days later-


Oh the newspaper...with my article...man what a name...i mean listen to this header.

"Super Asian...Montreal's Super Savior"