About : Tabs

It's a bird....it's a plane...it's...it's... oh damn...it was a plane!! Well isn't that just ducky! You know just once I'd like to look out a see something falling from the sky and be able to say " wow...a real live super hero"...i know wishful thinking right..cause super hero's only exist in your dreams..well maybe not yours...cause you may potentially be a boring old hermit with no friends/life/imagination/dreams!! But in my dreams super heroes exist. Hmm...i could make my own super hero...now how pray tell would i go about doing that.... Hmmm...maybe if i..nah that wouldn't work! Oh but i could always...erm...what am i thinking...it has 'EPIC FAIL' written all over it!! Oh oh...ohohoh!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!! A SUPER HERO...no joke seriously look up...look up tell you!!!!!! Don't you see it....


*loud cheesy music begins *

*she looks over...and realizes it was her iPod still playing...*

Well..that wasn't as cool as i thought it would be...but still...nothing can distract me now..I've found my super hero....

Medium length black hair...shinning like a sheet of perfectly sanded diamonds glistening in the morning sun. The skin...a perfect shade of ivory. It's every movement was swift, and precise...like the ninja tiger in kung fu panda!! ^^
Finally she has come...finally my super hero has arrived....FINALLY!!!!! Now i can prove to everyone that super heroes do truly exist...

*quickly pulls out camera phone*
*takes multiple pictures to only later realize that all to see is a blur of movement*

They'll just have to trust me and take my word for it!! WHOAAAAA.... NO WAY!!!!! that is by far the coolest super hero outfit...like ever to exist...although the other superhero costumes aren't really all that fantastic...sooo.....


oh common...don't give me that look you know it as well as i do...

I mean look at it...
1) Spider man: dude I'm glad you're spidey senses tingle at everything..and now mine are tingling..they're sensing a similarity...yeah to the American flag..dude common why did you spend sooo much time coming up with that outfit when Betsy Ross could have given the idea to you ages ago...get with the program bud!

2) Batman: dude you aren't even worthy of my attention...oooo you have bat wings...so does ever child who's parents shop at Toys 'R' us.....you don't even have a cool life story...YOU HAVE A BUTLER...how much more of a spoiled hero can you get...jeez!!

3) Superman: erm...underwear on top of leggings...not cool man...and btw there's an age limit for spandex...and you've long passed it!!

4) Super woman: wow that's one original name..and your costume...hmm i think i saw something similar to it..oh yeah...in the outdated section of La senza lingerie...you're a super hero ...not a stripper!

5) cat woman: Girl...no comment...CAT EARS!!!! are you on crack...common leave the cat stuff for the...oh i dunno...CATS!!!

So yeah..this outfit beats all of yours...combined...your outfits are like the tiny insignificant eggs...and this superheroes outfit is like the electric mixer....ooooooo snap!!!!

Bright pink....spandex body suit.....and what appears to be some form of bag....oh...wow...it's her bag of street clothing..i think...i mean all i see it a black and white striped sweater...but I'm kinda doubting that's her superhero stuff...sooo.... !!

*sighs in relief*

wow....a real superhero....and it's a girl to boot....

...how do i know...well genius open your eyes....i mean common....if the bright pink spandex didn't give it away, I'm sure the long flowing hair...and the strategically placed lumps in the upper area of her ....SKIN TIGHT SUIT...would have!!!

Oh man look at the time...if I'm going to publish this i should get to the news company before closing...this is going to be a hit..."Montreal has it's very own superhero"....hmmm she needs a name....


Maybe I'll call her "Spandex girl".....i mean after all "What's in a name that which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet..."

Ya OK you're right..that's almost as lame as 'Spider Man'.....hmmmm....

oooooo I've got it...... They're going to love this!!!

-Three days later-


Oh the newspaper...with my article...man what a name...i mean listen to this header.

"Super Asian...Montreal's Super Savior"