Thursday, August 6, 2009

Did she now?

Who in there right minds would...
Why on earth would anyone...
How the hell can you come up with...
ACK!!!!!!

one word....
*thinks to herself...*
*considers whether it should be explained in one...or two...or three words...maybe a full paragraph?*

yes...one word..

Genius.

Someone at some point in there life had an awkward moment...a moment so awkward that the awkward turtle was present...died...was reincarnated...and died again! Yes that's right..i killed the turtle...twice!

But seriously...common...amazing right!! Like who sits around all day thinking of awesome things to say during on awkward pause. NO ONE!!!!! which means this had to appear out of nowhere in the person's mind...WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN!!

I don't know about you...but i believe that this little phrase has reduced the amount of gay babies being born, by a significant amount!!

Somone totally couldn't find any good porn one day...so was like hmmm...i'm going to create a phrase that will cause mental images that should not be caused ...and this way durng an awkard pause...everyone can use it.....and have their mini orgasm while picturing it!!!!

If i had another gold star...which i don't...because sadly it was stolen...you know who your are...i would give it to the genius who created this!!!! mmmmm yes....genius is the right word!!!!

Oh..sorry...you want to know what this hallowed phrase is?!?!

Well....

If you come over hear...i'll tell you something you'll never forget!

...."That's What She Said"

3 comments:

  1. There should be a history written about 'That's what she said' on wikipedia.
    it does not exist.
    I checked.
    You are, also, never getting the star back.

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  2. there should be.
    someone must write one.
    WHAT... but never..is such a...long time!!

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  3. Oh, dear. Oh, DEAR.
    That's just terrible.

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