Chemistry mind Control

Slowly but surely i begin to move towards the wall. I Love the walls...they're fun.
"fun?..." you may ask.

"yes...fun, they're fun because when you reach one, you get to bounce off of it."

"doesn't it hurt??" others may question.

"nope..." it doesn't hurt, well...so long as I'm moving at a reasonable speed.

You see i... Oh....WHOA.....

OK ...speeding up! Oh boy, here comes the sun

*breaks out into song*

here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and i say it's alright.

little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
little darling, it seems like years since it's been hear
here comes the sun, here comes the sun and i say it's alright.

See, as long as I'm cold everything is good. I just mozy on over to the wall...and bump and bounce. But once i start to eat up, that's when my bouncing blast turns into a blasting bounce. Whoever said "no pain, no gain" was an idiot. i gain quite a bit by not being launched at super speeds against a wall.

Here it comes.....brace yourselves boys.
See that's the other thing, being a molecule you have no hands. And with no hands comes...ding ding ding...no protection!

"Owwwwwww...." OK, note to self, we're moving faster. Man, life's only great when I'm really hot, or really cold!! :(

An atom i liked, (yes i liked her, i mean sure she was a wee big compared to me, but i like my ladies with a little padding!...anyway back to the story...)... once told me to evaporate...but i told her that that was impossible at the moment due to the fact that i am only 80 degrees Celsius ,....so she'd have to wait a whole 20 degrees for her wish to come true.

See, it's never a dull moment in my life.

My life...is soooo fun, that people sometimes think about what it would be like if they were a molecule. I bet you are too right now!!! :)