Time traveler

Hello, you must be..

Charles.

Oh...right Charles.

But you may call me Mr. Dickens

*coughs* umm...right then. So Mr.Dickens, if you don't mind i have a couple questions for you.

Well, i don't really have time. I do have a book signing to attend to!

A book signing?? I'm not even going to ask...! Ok, so first question, was there anything you were ever REALLY passionate about?

Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and China.

Cows...and China?? Well don't get me wrong, I don't mind a medium rare steak once in a while...and Asians are pretty awesome, but that's a tad random
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Random my son is not a word possible of describing my passions.

Ok, firstly lets get one thing straight, I'm...a girl. Not your son! And secondly, why? What's so wrong with random? Your books were pretty random! I mean they were good stories, great stories infact, but random all the same.

Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

Ok..you can stop qouting yourself Chuck buddy.

Chuck, CHUCK! son, I demand respect, Mr.Dickens please.

mmmhhmmm..yeah okie dokie Chuck. Next question, What do you think of Shakespeare?

He would make a lovely corpse.

WHAT!!!!! not cool man...shakespeare was totes legit.

What are these words you speak??

you know what...never mind, thanks for your answers! Word to the wise...hows about you boil your next uber long book down to a few chapters. It'll make futur reading assignments so much easier!